OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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