carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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