i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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