do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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