david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The adults are the big ones right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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