is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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