She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
