absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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