Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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