i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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