He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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