I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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