is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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