I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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