I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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