did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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