i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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