Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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