So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just had sex bonerless
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I wish there were birth control emojis
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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