he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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