Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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