at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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