thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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