Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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