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(847): View more from Illinois

It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.

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with a sacreligious after taste.

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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.

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(847): View more from Illinois

His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills

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(605): View more from South Dakota

it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent

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(703): View more from Virginia

we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler

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