i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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