So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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