Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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