We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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