you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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