my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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