Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No subtext here. People are naked.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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