I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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