omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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