well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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