Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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