she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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