Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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