I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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