She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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