Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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