so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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