He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Enjoy the penises
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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