Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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