The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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