She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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