What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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