i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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