She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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