would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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