he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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