We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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