So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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