You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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