Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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