i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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