Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
