I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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