the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
